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PostSubject: PINOY JOKES! <bawal slow d2!>..nyek!   Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:24 pm

Ngongo's dictionary

Cattle: mahay ng plintepe at ng
plinteta
Mist: martner ni Meauty
I laugh you : Iniimik kita
Statue: Ingaw ma yan?

Learn English

Selfish: Nagbebenta ng isada
Alright: Lahat nasa kanan
Misunderstanding: babaeng nakatayo sa
ilalim
Long time no see: matagal nang bulag


Chinese Dictioanry

CHIN TU FAT - Kailangan mo ng "face
lift"
DUM GAI - a stupid person
HU YA HAI DING - Sino ang tinatago mo?
KUM HIA - Halika! Huwag kang mahiya
SHAI GAI - Mahiyain
WA SHING KAH - Maghuhugas ka?
WAI SO DIM - Nagtitipid ka ng kuryente?
WAI YU SHAO TING - Bakit ka sumisigaw


Use in a Sentence

ALBAY, BICOL

Use "I'll buy" and "Be cool" in a
sentence
The tourist went to Mayon Volcano in
I'll buy, be cool


WHO'S CALLING?

Use schooling in a sentence
Hello! Who's schooling?


A JEW

Use adieu in a sentence
If you are adieu The Nazis will kill
you


THE COUNTER

Use decanter in a sentence
You can order medicine over at decanter


THE LECHON

Use deletion in a sentence
The of deletion is crispy


A FAKE

Use affect in a sentence
Mary is wearing affect diamond ring




BARO

Use borrow in a sentence
Ang dumi naman ng borrow mo



KA-DATE

Use cadet in a sentence
Cdet ko si Karyl nung isang gabi.
Ngayon ikaw nman ang cadet nya



CAR JACK

Use cardiac in a sentence
Na-cardiac yung kotse ni Jose kagabi



SINTURON

Use centurion in a sentence
Na-centurion si Joshua ng tatay nya
dahil sa kalokohan nya





PUT THEM TOGETHER

TEACHER:Transalate the
words "guy,mother,father and you" then
out them together in a sentence

STUDENT:Madali lang yan "Ma" is for
guy, "Mama" is for mother, "Tay" is
for father, "Ka" is for you

Teacher: Very Good! Now put them
together in one sentence

Student: No problem! Ma'm "Ma-Mama-Tay-
Ka!"



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